TRAVEL: SOUTHEAST ASIA 22 - SIEM REAP & ANGKOR WAT

20/02/03: Boat to Siem Reap. Book into Victory Guesthouse, and go for walk with O and partner – stop for drinks at Red Piano and Green Garden. Find the others at Green Park. Have dinner at Lucky Crab, followed by drinks at Angkor What?.

The journey up the Tonle Sap River to Siem Reap should have been a sublime experience. It passes through a lake of immense proportion whereupon about half way along you can look both port and starboard and genuinely struggle to identify the riverbanks. Stoked by the confluence of the Mekong it's comfortably the largest lake in Indo-China, yet it was spoilt for me by an act of pure folly. Somehow I had managed to lose a roll of camera film in Phnom Phen and it was on this journey that I realised this. For solace, I would go on to purge my camera with images of tanks and various munitions at Siem Reap War Museum (although would have probably done so regardless). Russian T-54 tanks are abundant, along with an array of heavy artillery and small arms, and on the forecourt there’s both a MI-8 helicopter and a Mig-19 fighter plane.

Yet this is not what Siem Reap is famed for: that’s Angkor Wat and the surrounding temples, most dating back to the 1100s, which attract tourists in droves. Imposing, perfectly located among the sub-tropical flora, expensive, but a must see if only to throw into some sort of relief this country's more recent past.

The last two nights in Phnom Penh had ended up with me, my partner and O playing cards. So intense was our game play, we’d even invented a new game to alleviate the repetition; a game we named Galaxie 500, a nod to the band and a genre of music that O and I both appreciated – the logic of it didn’t stretch beyond anything more than that.

There were no objections from me when it was suggested that we move on to Siem Reap. If I’d shown a little more enthusiasm then my partner and O would probably have been prepared to leave a day earlier, but I needed a rest and Phnom Penh had proved an interesting and suitable refuge. You read things about this city and I imagine they could all be true. In Bangkok I’d slowly begun to enjoy taking a few chances and exploring beyond the obvious spheres of interest, while Vientiane had me almost completely at ease. But Phnom Penh is a strange place, its ostensible insouciance masking a gnarled edge: a place where tourists have been drugged and mugged and have even been known to disappear completely. Drinking in cafes, reading the local papers, I got the feeling that I was both respected and resented: respected because I wanted to come here, but resented because I could afford to. There are Cambodians whose homes are their peddle-driven taxis – slap a mosquito net over the top and that’s their bed for the night. Drift carefully passed these nocturnal cocoons and be careful not to disturb them.

My partner and I have been travelling for a full three months now and I’m losing track of how much money I’ve spent. I reason that it is best to take a pessimistic view, for fear I might run short in New Zealand. Despite this, it’s agreed that we should take the more extravagant means of transportation towards our next, and final, Cambodian destination: Siem Reap. This works out at about $25, compared to the $4 or $5 it would cost by public bus. It should take less than half the time, though, and will sail up the Tonlé Sap River and across the freshwater lake of the same name, offering an alternative perspective on the Cambodian landscape along the way.

We sourced our tickets for our 07:00 charter the day before, scheduled to leave from a pier about 10 minutes’ walk from our hotel. It is one of our earliest rises thus far, but the cool morning air makes it bearable. I haven’t really thought much about what will happen when we reach our destination but am forced into doing so by a young gentleman carrying a large mobile phone, who can arrange transportation from the point of arrival to the nearby town of Siem Reap. I suppose I’d thought that our vessel would dock somewhere in the centre of Siem Reap itself, but apparently it doesn’t and I had no business assuming that it did. With this in mind, I see no harm in coming to some arrangement now and not having to bother with the competition at the other end of our voyage. Actually, I do see harm in coming to some arrangement now because this guy could be pulling a fast one, but I don’t want to find myself in some bidding war the moment we arrive. After consulting with O and my partner, we decide to take our chances.

I’ve not been sitting down for more than 10 minutes – long enough for the boat to have been freed from its moorings – when I realise I’m a cartridge of film down. I don’t know which but assume it’s the roll most recently extricated from my camera. I last changed film in the Cambodia’s Royal Palace, and I remember struggling to find somewhere suitably shady to action the exchange. Did I leave the spent cartridge there, or maybe back at the hotel? Either way, I’m beside myself and my journey to Siem Reap is not a happy one.

The views are a bit of a let-down too. Much of Cambodia is very flat and that’s certainly true of the landscape bordering the Tonle Sap. The Tonle Sap is not just a river but also the largest fresh water lake in the whole of Asia, for part of the year, at least. When the seasonal rains fall, the Mekong becomes so engorged that it backs up to such a degree that it actually starts to flow in the opposite direction, almost as if it were a tidal entity. Consequently the lake increases four times in mass, from 2,500 km2 in the dry season to approximately 10,000 km2 in the wet. But the wet season has long since passed and the outlook from our vessel is partially obscured by the high river-banks that have been built up to withstand the variable water-level. It is only when we’ve reached the middle of the lake, and the water’s edge has all but disappeared from view, that I’ve any sense of wonder at all.

After a few hours we arrive at what doesn’t very much look like Siem Reap, populated by a mass of hustlers, one of whom is holding up a sign with my name written on it. Our gamble seems to have paid off. The piers are too high in the water right now, and the local condominiums sit atop tall wooden stilts. Disembarkation is a tricky business and the only way off is to walk what is effectively a wooden plank. Then, like rock stars, we’re mobbed. Three drivers have been sent to pick us up, so it’s by moto that we’ll be driving to Siem Reap. This will be my fourth journey sat on the back of a scooter and I’m beginning to enjoy them. Even L appears quite relaxed, her experience back in Chumphon a distant memory now.

We want to book into a place called Green Park where Welsh L, K, F and G are supposed to have taken up residence. Typically, our chaperons are a little reluctant to take us there, but they accede. On our arrival, however, there’s no sign of our colleagues and nor does it seem like the sort of place they would want to stay in – the grounds are too well maintained, for one, and the staff don’t look too enthralled at the prospect of any of us taking up residence. So we permit our drivers to take us to digs of their choosing – with the caveat that they take us somewhere else if we don’t like them – which ends up being somewhere tucked down a dusty lane, called Victory Guesthouse. The rooms are clean and tidy, and rates are good, so we agree that we may as well stay.

Our drivers are very keen to know when we intend to see Angkor Wat, which is a little presumptuous of them. Their line of enquiry gradually begins to make more sense when it becomes clear that they’re offering to sell their services for the duration of our stay. They reason that it will be more convenient for us to arrange our travel to and from the temples in advance, that Angkor Wat covers such a wide area that it’s not navigable by foot, and that they’ll be able to pick us up from and drop us back to Victory Guesthouse whenever we please. I’d rather not have to make such firm decisions right now as I’ve not fully considered the ramifications, but I can see their point. Saying that, I don’t think it’s going to be too much bother finding conveyance to Angkor. Saying that, they think it will be and that we’ll be over-charged for the privilege; fix a price a price in advance and they’ll be at our beck and call. They need us to agree to this now, because if we’re not interested they’ll have to find their punters elsewhere. I hadn’t even given a second thought to how many days we should give over to the temples, let alone when we might like to commence our tour of them. In fact, all I was looking forward to was a boozy evening to see off G, and then a day to recover.

It is Thursday and we know we’ve got plenty of time to spare on our month-long visas, so we agree to commence our tourisms on Saturday – that way we can get the low-down off of Welsh L and the rest and dump our contract if we think it’s overly balanced in our escorts’ favour. Our tour of the temples will necessitate we buy either a three or five day pass, and we’ll get a sunset thrown in with that, so that will leave us time to go someplace else before we buy our passes.

After a walk around the town, a drink in the Red Piano, and a closer inspection of our travel guide, we realise that there are two guesthouses with the same name. We know that G has to be back in Bangkok by the weekend to catch his flight back to Blighty, so it is imperative we act quickly if we are to see him before he leaves Seam Reap.

We decide to take a chance on the other Green Park being the Green Park, dash home to change into fresh clothes and hail a tuk-tuk to take us across the river to where the real Green Park should be. It’s probably walkable, but we've not been here long to be sure. And they are there, very pleased to see us, and we have a drink with them in the grounds of Green Park, and then look for somewhere to have dinner. We find a restaurant called the Lucky Café. I have the beef stroganoff with mashed potato, the best thing I’ve eaten since those curries at Nazims.

We then head back across the river and try out a karaoke bar, whereupon F enthusiastically struts his stuff, belting out ABBA tunes. It’s hard to tell how this is going down with the locals, so we decide to switch location to a bar called Angkor What? back over the river, a pun on the temple Angkor Wat (pronounced the same) located nearby. The walls are given over to visitors’ graffiti, and I contribute 'P.A.F.C.' to this scrawled medley. Everybody’s in the mood (might even L have let herself go if she was still with us?) and it’s a very auspicious welcome to the town of Siem Reap, tinged with sadness that G will be leaving soon, and the faint apprehension that my travels will never quite be this swinging ever again.

21/02/03: To Green Park to bid farewell to G. Lucky Café with O and partner. Go to ‘stadium’ and the FCC for dinner. Back for cards at guesthouse with O and partner with The Killing Fields being played on constant rotation in the background.

22/02/03: Breakfast at Aspire Café. Go to local market to find sunglasses, then the War Museum. Khmer Rouge Monument and then to Angkor Wat to see the sun set. Green Garden for dinner with Louise and O; Laundry Bar, plus Welsh L, K, and F.

The next morning, hung-over, we walk to Green Park and bid G farewell. Welsh L, K and F are staying for a few more days and we arrange to meet them for dinner at Siem Reap’s branch of the Foreign Correspondent’s Club.

The day is given over to nothing in particular. My partner, O and I return to the Lucky Café for brunch, where they serve tomato soup – which I’ve been craving – but cold. We then take a walk around town and check out the local stadium, not felling at all well.

Later, our rendezvous at the FCC feels forced. It’s more sterile than its Phnom Phen cousin, a newer build without any of the colonial affectations. After we’ve eaten there are no more drinks, and vague arrangements are made to meet the next day for a concert recital by Dr Beat Richner, a Swiss doctor who plays the cello – under the guise of 'Beatocello' – in-between raising funds to build hospitals for the Cambodian disadvantaged (of which there are many). He’s built three so far, the piece de la resistance being this one in Siem Reap, its conjoined music hall constructed out of concrete and bamboo.

The next day is far more productive. The three of us take another trip into the town, but find the local market, whereupon I finally replace the sunglasses tI sat on back in late November – a pair of fake Ray-ban aviators for a dollar. Then in the afternoon it’s off to the war museum to take photos of military hardware. It’s a small museum but there are enough battered Russian T54/55 tanks there to keep me occupied for almost an hour. It’s also completely open air, which makes for a sweaty slice of sight-seeing under the midday sun.

Next up is the Angkor Monument, with a school for disadvantaged kids conveniently placed next door, a tour thrown in and a petition for your money. My partner, a teacher by trade, is made to feel sad and guilty enough to donate $10 to the cause. Not having any particular profession to fall back on when I return home, and with less money in my coffers, I cannot be made to feel as sad or as guilty, and all I contribute is small change.

And now for Angkor Wat. First, we need to buy our three-day passes so we can claim our free sundown. I find this arrangement quite liberating, for once we have our passes we will be free to visit Angkor as and when we feel like it, providing we provide our drivers with enough notice.

The printing of our passes is a potentially laborious but actually very joyous affair. I suppose I was expecting something like our entry into Cambodia, just without the passport sized photographs. But no, these passes will require our picture upon them, and then they will be laminated, which makes the $40 damage a little easier to swallow. We’re not expected to supply our own prints, and neither will we be charged 200 baht for one of theirs. Instead, a Cambodian in-house photographer, adopting the persona of Austin Powers as his English speaking template, will steal our image and develop it on the spot. He doesn’t care how we pose. In fact, he encourages us to smile, laugh, up our thumbs – anything that conveys a sense of rapture in keeping with his own. One of the most likeable characters I've met on my travels, if only the acquiring of personal documentation was always such fun.

Back on the back of our bikes, the assembled vehicles line up like they’re in competition with each other. At a predetermined time the signal is given for everyone to go, like it’s the start of a grand prix. The motos have the better acceleration, so for a while we're leading the pack, before more substantial mechanisms overtake us.

Angkor is awash with tourists, as it is for every sunset, every day. It’s not that spectacular a sight, and I’m hungry. We’re also supposed to be attending Beatocello’s recital with Welsh L, K and F, and if we want to eat beforehand then we’re cutting it fine.

We cut it more than fine; we miss the whole show. By the time our drivers deliver us back to Siem Reap we’re ravenous, and the Green Garden looks too inviting. We do eventually find the others. They’re having dinner in a curry house down by the old market. We arrange to meet for a few beers in Laundry Bar once they’ve finished up, but as much as I try to get the party going the evening looks destined to finish on a low. It’s fair enough – they all have to get up early the next morning. They are heading back to Phnom Penh to take in a few of the sights they missed the first time around, and they’re catching the early boat. I ask them to keep a look out for that lost roll of film, hoping it might have turned up when they cleaned my room at Last Home.

23/02/03: Lunch at Green Park (Mk.2). Trip to Angkor Thom, and Taj Mahal for an Indian.

24/02/03: Up early to see sun rise at Angkor Wat. Bad lunch at Gecko Mayonnaise, the Blue Pumpkin for a beer, watch the Killing Fields properly at Victory, play cards with O.

25/02/03: O leaves. Explore remaining temples with partner, Lucky Café for lunch. Write postcards, Green Park (Mk. 2) for dinner, Angkor What? for many drinks, and catch horse-drawn cart home.

26/02/03: Hangover from hell. Gecko Mayonnaise for coffee and recovery. Play cards back at guesthouse – can manage little else in the heat. Dinner at Lucky Crab. More card playing – early night.

It’s just myself, my partner and O left alone to see what all this Angkor fuss is about. Angkor literally translates as city, with ‘Wat’ meaning temple; it’s a Temple City, or City of Temples, depending on the vernacular. Over a hundred actual temples occupy the area but they were all built at different times and by different peoples. The biggest and most important structure – the central Wat, sometimes referred to as Angkor Wat itself – was built during the early 12th century by King Suryavaram II, and evokes Hindu references. This early Khmer Kingdom was not Buddhist at all but had its roots in an earlier colonization of Indian traders, who arrived there in and around AD 200. Foreign exploration back then was no small undertaking and was dependent upon meteorological factors, the monsoon tidal flows of the Indian Ocean being particularly instructive. Explorers sailing from India to Southeast Asia were therefore committed to a pre-determined tenure, unable to return to their Indian homeland until the following year. In the meantime they built temples, not for strategic purposes, as was once thought, but almost as a whimsical exercise in spiritual time-killing.

In the years that followed the various shifts in political power had its impact on the cultural influences that helped contribute to the many shared Hindu mythologies present in Buddhism to this day. By the time Angkor Wat was being built these similarities were fully assimilated, and although Angkor is now associated with Buddhism, Angkor Wat itself is rampant with images of Vishnu and allusions to Hindu cosmology.

  Most exciting of all, however, is the fact that this ancient complex was lost to the world for the better part of 500 years. After a Thai invasion in 1431, the temple and its inhabitants disbanded and, save for the odd monk hanging around, lay pretty much derelict until 1860, whereupon it was uncovered by a French explorer named Henri Mahout. The French colonialists had been hearing stories from Buddhist monks of the remains of a lost civilisation built by Gods or Giants, and on discovering this lost kingdom immediately began its physical resuscitation. It’s quite an undertaking, still going on to this day.  It has been decided that one of the temples (Ta Phrom) should be left undisturbed so you get a feeling for what the place would have looked like when Monsieur Mahout stumbled upon it. Trees have taken root, quite literally, on top of some of galleries: huge fig trees with lichen encrusted roots gradually destroying the structures that now support these huge plants. This might sound like cutting edge of tourism, but it’s about as remote as a trip to Stonehenge. In and around Siem Reap I counted over 14 hotels in the throes of production, and the only reason they’re being built is to accommodate the tourists who come to admire Angkor Wat.

But the temples do impress, despite this commercialisation. We are free to clamber up and down these well-worn structures, and maybe something needs to be done about this. Some of the more popular temples are starting to show signs of excessive wear, but money talks and the Cambodian authorities seem unwilling to take any action that could preserve and protect their investment.

On the second day of our tour of Angkor Wat, we assemble to watch the sun rise up over it. It’s marginally more impressive than watching the sun set, and there are certainly less people about to see it, but I just want to get stuck in to see what all the fuss is about. I assume my fellow Englishmen feel the same way because there’s a group of them taking pictures of each other striking suggestive poses behind a statue of a lion.

Close up, Angkor Wat doesn’t disappoint. Scale its steep steps and you’re right in the thick of it: ornate frescoes, impressive views, the sound of monks at morning prayer. You are free to wander where you like, to delve into nooks and down ancient corridors. One occasionally comes across a monk presiding over an assortment of idols and effigies and are encouraged to pay for the privilege of lighting incense and saying some sort of prayer for whoever it might be you’d like to say a prayer for.

As the tour continues, the propriety of having one’s personal chauffeur makes all the more sense. The complex as a whole is so vast that you’d really struggle to cover this ground on foot. After we’re done with the main temple our drivers take us to Bayon, a lesser temple no less impressive. Bayon’s main draw is the huge stone faces built into the towers that form its central peak. Bayon actually forms part of Angkor Thom – or ‘Great City’ – and, dating back to the late twelfth century, was the last great city of the Khmer Empire.

There are plenty of other smaller temples worth seeing, and the apparently abandoned Ta Phrom should not be missed. Despite its appearance, work has been undertaken to stabilise these ruins and preserve the façade of neglect. O and I ask that my partner take our picture standing in front of one of the massive route structures, which clasp its stone quarry like some giant multi-limbed bird of prey.

After five or so hours, the heat is reached an almost unmanageable level, as our designated drivers assured us it would and the reason they’d insisted on such an early start. So back to Siem Reap for lunch. We go to Gecko Mayonnaise, which disappoints, and for a quick beer at the Blue Pumpkin a few doors down. We don’t venture out come the evening as O is leaving for Thailand the next day. I am sad to see O go and have enjoyed visiting temples with him by day and playing at cards by night.

My partner and I still have one day left on the pass that permits us to behold temples and ruins. I’m glad we didn’t invest in a five day pass because our final day spent driving around Angkor feels more like an exercise in mopping up. It’s still an enjoyable experience, made more so by the police officer who tries to sell me his badge for $10. I’m tempted but don’t fancy being pulled over for it when I pass through Customs.

It’s the Lucky Café for lunch, and then this country’s postcards are attended to. The evening beckons a final night at Angkor What? for which I am punished the next day. It’s a total write-off, and I spend much of it drinking Gatorade and lying on our bed. It’s a shame, but we’ve done all we really can here, and tomorrow we will be following O back to Bangkok.

TRAVEL: SOUTHEAST ASIA 21 - PHNOM PENH

15/02/03: Taxi to Phnom Penh. Book into Last Home, go for a drink at the Foreign Correspondent’s Club, eat and drink with all back at guesthouse.

This is Asia. Phnom Penh: total mayhem, a million motorcycles jostling for position, lorry with widescreen visor, elevated bicycle taxis, and a minor crash witnessed every couple of minutes spent meandering around this insane city. It feels very postcolonial here. Looking down from the balcony of the FCC, you half expects the city to burst into civil war at any moment. The taxi-drivers sleep in hammocks on the street, shrouded in mosquito nets. Street urchins constantly assaulting you – too far off the beaten track one dare not venture.

But a strange dichotomy exists: in the most evidently poor of the three nations I have visited, it is here that I find my tourism the subject of the most organisation and expense. The Killing Fields and the Khmer Rouge prison, S-21, should be seen, but they come at a price. And for $20 I am more than welcome to visit the local firing range and release a cache of ammunition from an AK-47 semi-automatic machine gun.

It's morning, and we’re to take our hangovers to Cambodia’s capital. We know where we want to stay in Phnom Penh, because O – who now appears to be operating a day ahead of everyone else’s programme – has emailed us the address of the guesthouse he’s booked himself into. We’ve not hired a private minibus so as to avoid any more clandestine goings-on between driver and hotel. Instead, the proprietor at Mealy Chenda has booked us seats on a daily public service that runs between Kampot to Phnom Penh, and they will be picking us up shortly. The journey is scheduled to take approximately four hours.

I’m ready and waiting when the first minibus turns up. Our party currently numbers six, but there’s no way we’re all going to squeeze into this vehicle; just two of us would be pushing it. The driver is gesturing for me to get on board. I try to explain that our group comprises of six and he appears to wonder what point it is I’m trying to make. Welsh L to the rescue – he’s far more adept at this sort of thing – but no, it appears that this is it, this is our minibus, there is no second vehicle. The passengers already on board – locals all – start adjusting their position to make more room for us, which is very nice of them but there simply isn’t the physical capacity for another half a dozen people. Stupefied, I take an uncharacteristically firm stance on the matter: I’m not prepared to travel in this vehicle, even if it means me and my partner abandoning the rest and going it alone. F is equally adamant, his six and half foot frame precluding his involvement whether he likes it or not. As every member of our entourage completes their own private inspection of the vehicle’s swamped interior, unanimity is promptly reached. Our only option now is to hire taxis.

The proprietor of Mealy Chenda, who organised the pick-up, is completely flummoxed. He genuinely cannot understand why we’d be reluctant to travel in this way, practically sitting on top of each other – maybe actually sitting on top of each other – and reckons that we’ll rue our decision once we realise how much money taxis will set us back. This runs contrary to every other situation we’ve been in where it’s presumed we’ve so much money that expenditure isn’t something foreigners factor into their decision making. Well it is, but right now I don’t care if it costs us $30 each to get to Phnom Penh.

It works out just fine. The local bus station draws blanks but we are approached by a man who can arrange for us to be driven to Phnom Penh, to a destination of our choosing, for $10 a head, in actual cars. The only slight hitch is that F, my partner and I will have to share with our prospective driver’s four year old daughter, who he is looking after today, while Welsh L, K and G will occupy the second car. F has proved himself to be good with children, and I’m good with maps, so I’ll take the front seat.

The child is generally very well-behaved – as children in these parts generally are – her patience only momentarily wearing thin before tiredness finally gets the better of her about an hour or so before we breach the capital. Moreover, our driver will make a brief stop along the way to furnish his passengers with liquid refreshment – it’s all part of the service.

Our driver struggles to find his way around Phnom Penh. Our maps aren’t detailed enough to make the job any easier and, door-to-door, it probably takes us nearer five hours to reach Last Home Guesthouse. We remunerate our driver for the inconvenience and book ourselves into what turns out to be tolerably spartan accommodation.

Last Home Guesthouse is a large building. Each floor has been partitioned off into about five rooms, with communal showers and toilets situated at the top of each floor’s stairwell. The dividing walls are slight of build with glass panels about a foot deep separating them from the ceiling. The walls are painted white, there are no windows, and furniture has a limited presence. There is a balcony at the end of the corridor overlooking the street at the rear. The place does appear to be clean, if cluttered, and the dining area downstairs opens out onto the street with a view over a park of sorts (there’s greenery, but concrete too). There are bars and cafés within walking distance.

Fatigued from both the journey and the previous night’s exuberance, the majority rules that we retire to our rooms for a while. But not I, nor my partner, and O’s got no such excuse. Sihanoukville felt strangely soulless, and although Kampot had a certain essence it was still pretty sedate. Our most recent stopover in Bangkok seems like an age ago now. We'll take a stroll, find our bearings, see what this metropolis has to offer.

First impressions are of a youthful, burgeoning populace moving about at great speed. Amputees are a common sight; bucolic martyrs, now useless in the fields, driven to begging on slattern streets. There are too many children about – too many people generally. I sense that we are being regarded quite differently to how we were in Bangkok, and that the people have notions of what we’re doing here.

What are we doing here? Partaking in tourism, I would think, but of an odd sort. One would probably find it hard to convey to someone who’s not been to somewhere like this why it is you would want to come to somewhere like this. It feels a bit like that first week in Bangkok, but darker and poorer. It’s too much, and I don’t hesitate for a moment when O enquires if my partner and I might like to visit the Foreign Correspondent’s Club (FCC) for a cold beer. This country’s past cannot be ignored, and I now understand why my Grandmother used to ask that I consider these people who had nothing, but now have more, but not much more. And she was just taking John Pilger’s word for it.

Sitting in the FCC, under-dressed – in need of a linen suit – it’s like I’ve stepped into another era, probably one where the colour of my skin buys me privilege but also puts me in some unspeakable danger. It is, however, entirely possible that I’m over-sensitising my situation and that my cadres are experiencing nothing of the sort.

16/02/03: To the Killing Fields and S-21. Recover, and write notes back at guesthouse. Happy Pizza for tea, drink on hotel balcony with partner, F and G.

Time is precious for G, and Welsh L and G’s sister, K, are pandering to that. Further, G has formed quite a bond with F, sharing a room with him to keep their mutual costs down, which generally means that F has become a de facto member of their clan. Conversely, L, O and I have been inclined to navigate our territory at a much more leisurely pace. As it was with L in Laos, it sometimes pays to have people around who are more focused – or more obliged – on using their time productively. So today we’re off on a jolly to Choeung Ek, the most infamous of all the 'killing fields'.

The Killing Fields, for those unfamiliar with the terminology, is the collective name given to the numerous agrarian plots where Cambodian dissidents, perceived to be enemies of the Khmer Rouge, were taken to, summarily executed and then buried, normally in mass graves of their own making. It was genocide on some scale, fuelled by the paranoid tendencies that often accompany regimes intent on implementing radical social and political change. As tends to be par for the course with such things, nobody was safe – not even members of the Khmer Rouge – but being of an intellectual bent, a member of what one might call the professional class, of differing ethnicity, or even a Buddhist monk, meant your position was particularly precarious. It is estimated that well over a million corpses rest in these crude graves, although the Khmer Rouge were indirectly responsible for the creation of many more, through starvation, overwork and disease.

When you consider it, it’s weird what people do in the name of 'dark tourism'. Maybe we like to remind ourselves of what we hope we’re not capable of – or of what people are capable of under circumstances hopelessly alien to our own. But might it not seem a little odd to those who lived through it all – and are still living with the consequences – that citizens from far-flung states willingly come to ponder over another nation’s tragic past? How does it affect the host? What do they then feel: appreciation, disgust, shame?

The fact that so few people survived that first wave of horror means that, for the most part, your average Cambodian will be too young to remember the full savagery meted out by the Khmer Rouge. Because of this they may not feel a strong emotional attachment to what went on, or the sense of outrage befitting somebody who witnessed it first-hand. Furthermore, this was genocide in its purest form, perpetrated not by an outside agency but from within. In this respect, it has more in common with Stalin’s purges than Hitler’s holocaust. Still, why would someone from an entirely different continent (and from a continent that did so little to intervene at the time) want to come and survey its morbid aftermath?

Maybe because I’m the sort of person who thinks like this, I find myself taking as much interest in the several beehives protruding from the eves of the large stupa built to display 5000 random skulls in memorial as I do the 5000 unearthed skulls. These bees are a sinister presence in themselves, and I’m wary of them. On closer inspection, the skulls are more sinister still. Peer among these bones and you will find that many of them are damaged. While some of them have degraded naturally over time, most were revealed in this condition: beaten, smashed in while life still breathed from them.

A turn around the shallow graves reveals yet more ghoulish artefacts. Shards of bone, traces of cloth and people’s teeth are clearly visible in among the leaf-litter and topsoil. While you’re taking all of this in, there are children on the other side of the fence asking you for money (don’t give them any, the staff don’t like it).

And then off to S-21, or the Tuol Sleng Genocide Museum to give it its full name. Security Prison 21 used to be a school until the Khmer Rouge commandeered it to incarcerate and torture its enemies. It lacks the subtlety of Choeung Ek, with many of the makeshift cells left exactly how the Vietnamese found them when they drove the Khmer Rouge from Phnom Penh in 1979. There are photographs of what they found, of the dead strapped to bare metal beds, recently executed by their fleeing captors. The same beds remain, as do the blood stains beneath them, a grim testament to the slaughter that went on here.

In other rooms there are blown-up photographs of some of the estimated 17,000 prisoners that were detained at S-21, taken from the records their captors left behind. Others contain apparatus of torture, such as water-boarding devices. There are manacles and there are more skulls. There are also crude paintings of interrogations in progress, drawn by Vann Nath, whose artistic ability ultimately spared him: rather than have him killed, Comrade Duch, who ran the prison, had him paint portraits of Pol Pot.

Here are the Concentration Camp Rules, translated from Khmer and on display in the courtyard as you see them:

1. You must answer accordingly to my question. Don’t turn them away.

2. Don’t try to hide the facts by making pretexts this and that, you are strictly prohibited to contest me.

3. Don’t be a fool for you are a chap who dare to thwart the revolution.

4. You must immediately answer my questions without wasting time to reflect.

5. Don’t tell me either about your immoralities or the essence of the revolution.

6. While getting lashes or electrification you must not cry at all.

7. Do nothing, sit still and wait for my orders. If there is no order, keep quiet. When I ask you to do something, you must do it right away without protesting.

8. Don’t make pretext about Kampuchea Krom in order to hide your secret or traitor.

9. If you don’t follow all the above rules, you shall get many lashes of electric wire.

10. If you disobey any point of my regulations you shall get either ten lashes or five shocks of electric discharge.

How much time has to pass before the testament of horror can be reclassified as entertainment? When does viewing the detritus of internment, torture and execution become a legitimate pursuit? What’s considered a safe distance from whence we can take a good look? There must have been a period when we would have baulked at the thought of going anywhere near Aushwitz-Birkenau. Now you’ll find it under the ‘In and Around’ section of any travel-guide to Krakow, footed by a sub-paragraph headed ‘Getting There’.

Take yourself down to London Dungeons. There you will find depictions of and references to: the Bubonic Plague (which claimed over 75 million lives); mechanised torture of various forms; Bethlem Royal Hospital (where the mentally ill were routinely chained to the walls, and people paid money to laugh at them); and Jack the Ripper (a very nasty piece of work by any era’s standards) – all presented in a playful manner. We might call it gallows humour, and I understand that as a mechanism so designed to cope, for violence is a timeless endeavour that begs we deal with it. But at what node in time does something of an appalling nature become nothing more than a tourist attraction?

On our return home, everybody is up for a little drink – there’s nothing like an ice-cold beer after a day spent poring over mass graves and concentration camps. Or if we like we can go and fire AK-47s? ask our chaperones ($20 a magazine). The general consensus is we stick with the beer. I wonder if I’m the only one who’s secretly tempted to take them up on the offer.

My drinking marches on, then, but at a civilised pace. However, I get the feeling that tonight might be another big one. While everyone prepares for dinner at Happy Pizza a few doors down, I choose to remain downstairs, to write notes, sup another cold beer and watch the world pass on by.

There's something about Phnom Penh that is drawing me in, and I am growing fonder of Cambodia as a whole. I could do without the three overweight American quinquagenarian sex-pests staying here, exchanging tales of licentiousness and of how they’ve still 'got it’. (One guy as good as says this, and goes into great detail. Another, not wanting to be outdone, duly lays claim to having an identical experience. What they’re essentially saying is that they’re so good in the sack that they’re capable of pleasuring sex workers maybe 30 or 40 years their junior and half their size.)

Happy Pizza was as good as I’d hoped – almost as good as Falconi in Laos – and the evening was a very happy one indeed. Once we'd eaten and had a few drinks, F, G, my partner and I retreated to the balcony at the back of the fourth floor of our hotel to find the day’s busy streets to be utterly deserted. Until now I’d considered Phnom Penh to be a crumblier and dirtier cousin of Bangkok, but really it wasn’t. Nor was it anything like Vientiane, which had been relatively peaceful. But it was as busy as Bangkok by day and as quiet as Vientiane by night – that was all. The city was deathly silent, the roads ridden with cracks and potholes, the buildings gashed with filth. From our shallow concrete balcony we looked back along our hotel corridor and laughed hysterically at rats the size of small dogs.

17/02/03: Welsh L, K, F and G leave for Siem Reap. Develop some photos, dinner at The Globe, a few drinks at the FCC and a few games of pool.

18/02/03: Central Market with my partner. Wat Phnom, with partner and O, internet café on my own, then to the café next door. Royal Palace and the Silver Pagoda with partner, dinner at guesthouse and play some cards. A few drink in the Blue Lagoon just next door.

19/02/03: Sick. Change up money, Royal Palace and Silver Pagoda with partner and O, FCC for coffee, tightly contested game of cards in the evening.

On Monday, Welsh L, K, her brother, G, and F departed to Siem Reap. Siem Reap is near Angkor Wat, and a lot of people probably wouldn’t even bother with Cambodia were it not for Angkor Wat. The reason they were going now, after spending only one whole day in the capital, had to do with G’s limited time here and wanting him to experience as much as he reasonably could within that restriction. Angkor Wat promised much and they intended to allow themselves enough time to explore it, assuming that it did ultimately live up to the high expectation. Something had to give and that something was Phnom Penh. I wasn’t ready to leave Phnom Penh and was also weary from all the travelling we’d done of late, having not fixed ourselves anywhere for more than two nights since leaving Koh Chang. Fortunately, my partner saw similar potential in staying in the capital, as did O.

The first day was spent doing nothing much in particular. I developed some photographs (and would have developed more if they’d been processed to a satisfactory standard) and we ate out at The Globe. The Globe wasn’t the sort of place I could have afforded back home, and in truth I felt under-dressed there. The food was good though, and it helped perpetuate this ‘Graham Greene abroad’ type thing I was getting, now we’d entered a country that wore its colonial past a little more openly. Suitably, we followed this up with a few drinks in the FCC, and then called it a night.

We still weren’t ready to leave the capital the following day either, but made more of a fist of it this time around. First up, we headed to Central Market, which reminded me of the Pannier Market in Plymouth, except circular, yellow, and about twice the size. Dating back to the 1930s, it’s also about 20 years older than Plymouth’s indoor bazaar, which makes its condition all the more remarkable. The similarities only really exist in the functional characteristics of the architecture, culminating in vast, re-enforced concrete ceilings that give these markets an airy, spacious feel. Such calm is disturbed by the pushiness of the traders and the relentlessness of the landmine-scarred beggars. It can get to you after a while, but nobody’s physically aggressive and a firm ‘no thank you’ is normally enough.

Come the afternoon and we set about exploring the Royal Palace and the Silver Pagoda – both worth a look. I realised that Phnom Penh rewarded the traveller who moved about a bit, because at first there didn’t appear to be much to see. The older buildings tended to all look the same, and even the more modern elements we passed through on the way to the Killing Fields appeared strangely uniform. Instead, seek out the open spaces: the promenade along the river or the parks and the wide boulevards. The pace of life seems slower there, the Cambodians themselves more amiable and relaxed.

It was never somewhere I could feel completely at ease, Phnom Penh, although if I were to live there I might. I would need the appropriate attire, and enough money to eat at places like The Globe on a daily basis, and drink nowhere else but the FCC. That way I could get off on my environment in a way the itinerant backpacker never could. There’s an edge to Phnom Penh that is of no use to those merely passing through. If you were a citizen here, and the indigenes could take you more seriously, I suspect that Cambodia might open up to you and reveal something else altogether, whatever that might be. I can never be entirely sure of this because the evenings seemed to confine us to the area surrounding our guesthouse. After dinner, more cards and a few beers I was always ready to stalk the city in search of the appropriate nightlife, but my partner and O weren’t game. We made it as far as the Blue Lagoon next door, a forgettable place which shared exactly the same view as our guesthouse, but charged more for the privilege. So I got drunk to get over the disappointment of not finding somewhere better to get drunk.

The next day I paid for my obstinance, disgorging the contents of my stomach for only the second time on my trip. I didn’t even feel that bad and coped with the changing of more money, a second visit to the Royal Palace, a cup of coffee at the FCC, before playing some more cards and having a very early night.

TRAVEL: SOUTHEAST ASIA 20 - KAMPOT

13/02/03: Breakfast at Sunset Restaurant, minibus to Kampot, book into Mealy Chenda Guesthouse – O is there!

14/02/03: O leaves. Bokor National Park with the rest, dinner back at guesthouse, Little Garden for drinks – many drinks.

Accommodation is reasonably priced in Cambodia and generally of a high standard, but transport works out at about four times the amount you expect to pay in Thailand. Considering Cambodia’s infrastructure is not nearly as advanced, it's hard to understand why. Despite this, it is still well worth the $13 it costs to visit Bokor National Park. Resting on the edge of a plateau some 1000 metres above sea level, there nestles a ruined town that was once the playground for French colonists, before it was evacuated around the time of the Khmer uprising. The view of the surrounding Cambodian coastline is impressive. The feeder town for such a jaunt is Kampot. Once renowned for its high quality pepper, there is little now that singles it out. Despite its commercial isolation, the residents are by no means hostile, although walking the dimly lit streets at night is akin to finding yourself on the set of the 80's horror flick Vamp.

I’d started my day with breakfast at Sunset Restaurant. The food in Cambodia was proving to be most agreeable: of a satisfactory standing, reasonably priced, from menus that offered much choice.

You couldn’t really complain about the standard of accommodation either. The two places at which we’d taken up residence thus far had televisions (not that we used them), their own bathrooms and tiled floors. In this respect, these commodious lodgings were more akin to what had been available in Laos, but with a patina that insinuated they’d been built more recently. This, coupled with our hosts’ somewhat stand-offish manner, indicated to me that tourism of our sort was a relatively new phenomenon here.

And so on to Kampot. It might stretch the imagination a bit, comparing south-western Cambodia to Somerset, but it is the flat plains of the North Somerset Levels that come to mind when driving from one Cambodian range to the next. Taking National Highway Number 3, arching around Veal Rinh Bay, Bokor National Park looms larger as we approach it, and Somerset’s Mendips are found wanting by comparison.

Welsh L is making an effort not to get caught up in the transport/accommodation loop again and insists that we’re to be taken directly to Mealy Chenda Guesthouse, an old colonial French villa recommended in his guidebook. It’s a good choice. The garden is set at the back of the building, as opposed to directly overlooking the street, and the rooms are furnished to a high standard – they’ve even gone to the trouble of providing doilies. What’s more, O, who had left Koh Chang the day before we did, is present and in high spirits.

We have given ourselves one day and two nights to explore the area. Here, if you didn’t know any better, you could be forgiven for thinking that the country was still at war. The place is dusty and dirty, and there are derelict buildings and there are ruins, making me suddenly aware of the troubles visited upon this state over the course of the last 30 years. I walk a block or so in search of bottled water – a daily task – and attract surprisingly little attention. I take the opportunity to peruse the indoor market across the street with F. I’m still wary of my surroundings, although I like the faded colonial tenements I notice about town, reminiscent of those older buildings in Vientiane, expect with added neglect and a hint of misery.

Our reason for stopping off in Kampot is to explore Bokor National Park. Insurmountable by the foot, one has to take a 4x4 to get there. O has been already and can confirm it’s worth the bother. Located 8 km west of Kampot, it’s then a farther 32 km up Bokor’s steep slopes to reach the summit. It’s an organised tour setting you back about 20 dollars, and for that you’re also taken for a trek through the surrounding jungle. I say jungle – and they say jungle – but the foliage isn’t typically tropical. There aren’t half the palms there are in Thailand and, like in Laos, there’s little humidity. The walk follows in the footsteps of the Khmer Rouge, who hid out here during the infighting. Stray from the path and there’s the mild risk of stepping on unexploded ordnance. Tigers also inhabit this plateau but they only really show themselves at night, or so we’re told.

We didn’t come to traipse through the local woodland, though. We came to see the remains of the Bokor Hill Station and accompanying utilities. The French put all this stuff here so they had somewhere to take refuge from the heat, and to enjoy themselves while doing so. They built a casino, a hotel, a chapel and even a post office.  Inside the ruins of Bokor’s hotel there’s little evidence of what we are assured was once an opulent interior – just graffiti and crumbling plaster. These buildings are mere shells now, but you’re free to explore the many floors at your leisure. The sense of death and melancholy is almost palpable – and there’s a retired gun emplacement, for the Vietnamese had it out here against the Khmer Rouge. Bullet holes, liberally spread over the weather beaten concrete, testify to this.

It is the view out over the Gulf of Thailand I like best and the tree-covered hillside that leads the eye down towards it. Looking out to sea, I swear I can define the curvature of the Earth.

Our drinking has settled down of late: steady but not overly inebriating, the last blast worthy of mention was five days ago now. Tonight we will rectify this.

After eating at our guesthouse, out of convenience as much as anything else, we head to the Little Garden overlooking the river, an establishment owned by the only living westerner in Kampot (or at least the only bar run by a westerner, pandering to backpackers and open long enough to satisfy our needs). An Italian by birth, he’s a nice guy, and we drink there until late. About half way through the evening the smokers among us run out of things to smoke. Our Italian friend doesn’t sell tobacco, which seems odd for a place like his. In a fairly excitable state of mind, I offer to accompany Welsh L in search of nicotine-based solutions.

You’d think that Kampot was subject to a curfew of sorts: the streets are virtually deserted. If I wasn’t half-cut, and if Welsh L wasn’t so unflappable, I'd be nervous wandering around this town at such an hour. It’s not the dereliction that bothers me but something about Cambodia itself: an eeriness and a suspicious silence about the place very different to that found in some of Thailand’s quieter backwaters.

After wandering Kampot’s grid system for five minutes or so, Welsh L and I think we see a shop ahead of us. It’s more of a kiosk, actually, selling the regular consumables that people in these parts must regularly consume: soft drinks, toilet roll, petrol, tinned fish, tobacco. We gesture that we’re looking for cigarettes and are pointed in the direction of a blind man. This cataracts-afflicted gentleman effortlessly sifts through our change and hands us over the appropriate number of packs, while his friend tries to communicate something to us in his native tongue – we haven’t a clue what. I hear a queer giggle emanating from over my right shoulder and turn around to observe a young, naked man rocking back and forth on the edge of the pavement (possibly starving and hysterical, and certainly destroyed by madness).

On the opposing side of the street women sit and talk; children play in the road in-between. In an open building behind the kiosk, men sit and play cards, an old television hazing from a shelf attached high up on the wall. It’s like we’ve walked onto a film set for David Lynch’s latest picture, with all the weirdness that one might associate with that.

TRAVEL: SOUTHEAST ASIA 19 - KOH KONG & SIHANOUKVILLE

What went on in Cambodia in the 1970s was the result of outsider interference compounded by weak leadership. Prime Minister Sihanouk committed his country to its nebulous take on communism because he thought the USA planned to assassinate him. His 'Peoples Socialist Communist Party' was no such thing, yet its name was implication enough for the North Vietnamese to assume sanctuary on Cambodian soil, and, coupled with the CIA threat from across the border, Sihanouk casually acquiesced. 

Sensing indifference to his political responsibilities and becoming increasingly aware of the military's desire to align itself with the American cause, there occurred a rural based insurgency forcing Sihanouk to back sanctions against a strain of left-wing thinking of which he must have assumed placated. It was too little too late. Alarmed by the Vietnamese incursions, and fearful of losing the money America had been providing in aid, General Lol Nom took the Prime Minister’s vacation in France as an opportunity to depose the leadership and seize power for himself. 

Sentenced to death in absentia, Sihanouk's response can be seen as the defining moment in Cambodian history. In exile, he set up the Communist Party of Kampuchea (CPK), more commonly known as the Khmer Rouge, a beast that would be used to commit genocide on an unfathomable scale. What then followed was an example of geopolitics gone mad. Out of need rather than desire, the Khmer Rouge formed an alliance with the North Vietnamese in a bid to overthrow Lol Nom's United Sates sanctioned regime. American funds had found their way into the wrong pockets, resulting in corruption and scandal, driving all neutrals towards the CPK. So in effect, both America and Vietnam had created an environment where the Khmer Rouge could thrive, and with Sihanouk in exile it was left to Pol Pot to assume leadership and implement his particular brand of communism.

After forcing out Lol Nom’s regime, the Khmer Rouge turned their attention to expelling the Vietnamese and set Cambodia on course to its bloodiest period in history. Ironically, it was Vietnam who was finally forced to end it all in 1978, after the death of some 2 million people through war and famine.

10/02/03: Get boat to Trat and then a minibus to the border. A truck to Koh Kong and find a guesthouse. Go for a meal with Welsh L & K, G and F.

The fishing vessel that dropped us off on Koh Chang doesn’t do the early rounds, so we’ll need to get a songthaew to Tha Dan Kao and a ferry from there. Welsh L & K, G and F are ready and waiting and we join forces by default. Something is said about how Welsh L & K weren’t sure whether we wanted to travel with them, but it is both vague and unconvincing. That aside, they seem open to accompanying us to Cambodia, and the first stage of our day-long journey appears perfectly relaxed. The drive to Tha Dan Kao is negligible and the ferry back to the mainland takes about 45 minutes. Next, we make the short journey into Trat by public bus, whereupon we transfer onto a minibus that will take us to the border-town of Hat Lek, which takes about an hour. On our arrival we stop for food and drink. There’s no rush because there’s no queue to get through, and we’ve been up since 09:00, haven’t had breakfast and it’s now approaching 13:00. The food is remedial (stir-fried rice and mushrooms with some green stuff thrown in) but it fills a hole and readies us for the transition into Cambodia.

From Thailand most people cross into Cambodia via Poipet, entering into the North Eastern sector of the country conveniently near to Siem Reap and the temples of Angkor. In contrast, the border crossing into Koh Kong looks like it sees very little action. Will this be a good thing or bad?

Stage 1 is simple enough: Thai Immigration Control stamps our passports and bids us farewell. Cambodian bureaucracy – representative of Stage 2 – is a little less efficient. Everyone but G has a passport sized photograph of themselves, essential for gaining access into Cambodia. Prepared for an eventuality such as G’s, the guys in immigration have a camera, although they charge about 200 baht for the use of it, on top of the 600 baht it costs for the visa. These photographs are supposed to be attached to the immigration form you have to fill out and are then filed away. As it turns out, nobody sees the photograph that has supposedly been taken of G and we’re led to conclude that the 200 baht ended up in somebody’s pocket. It’s a hectic process all round with barely a word spoken between us and our inquisitors. It’s like an unrulier version of the entrance we made into Laos, but we do get nice big, green visas adhered to our passports, with our middle names mistakenly masquerading as our first.

Bureaucratic boxes ticked, we’re then flung out onto the street for the assembled throng of taxi drivers to fight over us. Take your pick. We select the guy who seems to be the least pushy, provoking a virtual riot. The money we pay up front is then cut with some of the other drivers, who might actually have some sort of system in place. We climb on board the back of our driver’s pickup truck, wait for our entourage to put their finances in order, only to be then set upon by men selling cartons of cigarettes. A pack of 200 Marlboro Lights is going for 200 baht, whereas they’re asking for more than double that for a carton of Marlboro Red. The discrepancy makes no obvious sense but F and G are prepared to gamble on the Marlboro Lights, whereas Welsh L buys his regular Marlboro Reds for the not unreasonable sum of 500 baht (they’d cost about 700 baht if you bought the equivalent number over the counter in Thailand). The nature of the disparity is very quickly revealed once we’ve got going and F lights one of his newly acquired cigarettes only to find it completely unsmokable. The driver’s accomplice, well aware of everything that has gone on, pokes his head through the back of the cabin and explains that the cheaper cigarettes are made from dried cow dung.

It’s not far to Koh Kong proper and there’s enough time to book into our guesthouse and organise the next leg of our journey, for there is much to see in Cambodia but not a lot to see or do in Koh Kong.

It’s a little hard to judge how reasonably priced things are in Cambodia, given in that you can deal in one of three currencies. Like in Laos, baht seems to go down pretty well. Less favoured is the local currency, the reel. Preferred above all else is the dollar, with many things costing exactly that – one dollar. Generally speaking, it’s probably best to keep hold of your dollars for as long as you can, use baht for the slightly more expensive things like meals and bus journeys, and accumulate reel in small change along the way. Rent can be paid in either baht of dollars – you can’t use reel for anything of great value – and stuff like beer or coffee can be purchased in either dollars or reel. Reel really comes into its own when buying things that you know aren’t worth a dollar but will cost a dollar in the absence of any reel, because dollars cannot be broken down into cents. This methodology can also apply to baht, with the smaller denominations generally absent from circulation, and it is baht we must use until we can get to a bank and cash in some more of our traveller’s cheques. It’s all a bit of a headache.

Koh Kong is a strange place. It is a small town but busy with it. What are all those people doing over there, crowded around that tiny shop? I think they must be watching something on television. This place feels very remote, maybe because I’ve not noticed anyone who isn’t evidently local. The Cambodians seem helpful enough, even if I am a little on my guard after that clamour back at the border.

At the restaurant I feel slightly exposed. We total six and we are the only people dining here, and we’re ordering cans of Angkor Beer by the round. The staff seem to find us rather entertaining, as do the children playing outside, and we shamefully comply by building a tower out of our empty cans of Angkor. I didn’t figure on getting drunk, although to be fair Angkor Beer comes in small 330 ml stubby cans similar in strength to Singha, as opposed to the stronger Chang. We stock up on a few more on the way home, mild intoxication appearing to be the rational response to our new environment.

11/02/03: Mini-bus to Sihanoukville. Book into Brosoer Guesthouse, lunch somewhere, walk along beach, dinner at Sunset Restaurant, drinks and games of cards with G and F.

The journey to Sihanoukville takes about four hours, cutting through the gentle slopes that fringe Boutum Sakor National Park to the south. It is an uncomfortable journey. Our roads are mostly wide, flattened dirt-tracks, the foundations for a major arterial as yet un-built, and we have to cross rivers along the way. Whether the authorities ever intend on bridging these tributaries is unclear, but they slow us down considerably. The ever-present red soil finds its way into our mini-bus through the fractured, plastic interior of our vehicle – as does the noise – but the river crossings offer us temporary respite from our hot and dusty cocoon.

On reaching our destination we’re introduced to one of the more unsavoury aspects of travel in Cambodia. We have told our driver(s) the name of the guesthouse in which we intend to stay during our tenure in Sihanoukville, but he does not take us there. Instead, he drives us to Brosoer Guesthouse a few blocks away. Assuming that there must have been some mistake, we explain to him where it is we wanted to be dropped off, he feigns ignorance and we direct him there using the map in our guidebook. On arrival, he asks us to remain in the vehicle while he checks for vacancies, re-materialising less than a minute later with the unwelcome news that the guesthouse in question has not enough rooms to accommodate us all. He then argues that we may as well return to Brosoer Guesthouse as it is a good guesthouse and the nearest one to us. And we may as well as it’s a nice enough place – and it’s closer to the beach.

In other words, the drivers are in cahoots with the hoteliers and will receive commission for taking you to pre-determined establishments of their choosing (maybe they all pay commission but some more than others – I don’t know). You also get the feeling that they can’t quite understand what you think the problem exactly is. One guesthouse isn’t so different to the other, and it’s not like the accommodation they’re offering is much more expensive, if at all. They have a point, but what they don’t understand is that we’re supposed to be TRAVELLING, and that we need that separation between transport and accommodation for us to feel like we’re really flying by the seat of our pants, even if we’re really not.

They’ve got this sort of racket going on in Thailand too (see Trang), but it can be circumnavigated by using public transport (or the big VIP buses, which carry too many people to make this sort of thing practical). But there doesn’t appear to be any alternative to the minibus in Cambodia – or if there is we haven’t seen it – and they’ve got you right where they want you. For this reason I am very happy to have somebody like Welsh L around, who will take all this on board and do his utmost to avoid its recurrence.

The early start has ensured that we have still much of the day to spare, allowing us time to break from each other’s company for a while, confirm the presence of banks – now closed for the day – grab a bite to eat, and reconvene later on Serendipity Beach for a stroll and a few beverages. It is a nice beach, without many of the cafes and bars that such a vista might normally sustain.

I’d heard that Sihanoukville attracts a more dubious model of foreigner: the European male with an interest in under-aged children. There are no obvious signs that this is the case, and the proprietor of the café where we have purchased our beers is more than happy for us to interact with her infant. The mere suggestion that it might happen, though, instantly colours our opinion of the place, and maybe it is for this reason that nobody seems that keen on exploring any of the bars that there must assuredly be in a town of this size. Instead, we take dinner at Sunset Restaurant next door, and then retreat to our guesthouse for a couple of beers in the front yard.

12/02/03: Go to town to change up money. Get motos to Ream National Park and a boat to a deserted island covered in mangroves. and stop off at temple on the way back. Dinner at Sunset Restaurant; cards and drinks in Welsh L & K’s room with all.

Welsh L has brokered a deal with the guys at Brosoer to take us to some diminutive island just off the coast, part of an area collectively referred to as Ream National Park. I still don’t feel entirely comfortable in Cambodia, let alone Sihanoukville, and my trip into town to cash traveller’s cheques and find somewhere to take breakfast does nothing to ease my tension. The acquisition of dollars proves straightforward enough, but my partner and I struggle to find a café in which we feel entirely comfortable. But find a café we do (I order an omelette) and then we hurry back to join in with Welsh L’s chartered expedition.

From here on in, mopeds and scooters – that motorised staple of Southeast Asian life – will be referred to as ‘motos’, for that is what they call them in Cambodia. Riding two per pillion, we set off for Ream National Park at ponderous miles per hour, the steady inclines and the weight of three bodies per bike slowing us down. Spare a thought for the guy with a huge sow strapped to the back of his moto coming the other way (and maybe for the swine, too), a common sight on Cambodia’s roads. The journey is a short one – it can’t be more than 10 miles – and the pace of life at our destination is agreeably slow. Refreshments in hand, we sit around in the shade, Welsh L putting in an admirable effort to make allies of our pilots.

It is a humble fishing vessel we board, long in form and very much like the long-tail boats they use in Thailand, for that is what they are. Our destination is a deserted mangrove-infested island with an unswimmable lagoon as its centrepiece. Within half an hour of landing we are ready to leave, the views from the boat being the primary objective of this exercise.

On the return leg of our journey the engine conks out, setting us adrift for a good 40 minutes, a period of stasis that I don’t very much appreciate. Nobody else seems bothered, but the current isn’t carrying us in a favourable direction, and I know it will start to get dark within the hour. Our pilots have nothing to offer in the way of reassurance other than their own insouciance. Mobile phones have yet to conquer the world, so there’s no calling for help either. Maybe we can make gestures towards the shore and someone can come out and tow us back.

After a series of impromptu repairs, we finally get going again, and there’s just enough time on the way home to stop off at a temple to watch the sun set and to laugh at the semi-domesticated monkeys and puppies at play. We return for dinner to Sunset Restaurant and then play cards back in Welsh L & K’s room. Tomorrow we will be on the move again, having agreed to continue our travels as one – for the moment at least – and I hope that our next port of call will be more rewarding.